reminder to follow me datefriend senpaireallygetsmegoing

cyberjock:

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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metrobussy:

大きな肉の爪 || Big Meaty Aesthetic 

metrobussy:

大きな肉の爪 || Big Meaty Aesthetic 

i ain't understand that daylight savings post
Anonymous

ok daylight savings is when you go an hour ahead so it says they had sex for an hour and 45 seconds when in reality it was only 45 seconds because of the time change!! idk if this helps but there you go amigo!!


  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

theanti90smovement:

*goes to japan* why are there humans here i thought this was anime land

robbonp:

ive found him

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

"They’re like, 12"
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard) ←

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - Are you insecure. What about?
  • K - What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.