reminder to follow me datefriend senpaireallygetsmegoing
that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.
looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
大きな肉の爪 || Big Meaty Aesthetic
ok daylight savings is when you go an hour ahead so it says they had sex for an hour and 45 seconds when in reality it was only 45 seconds because of the time change!! idk if this helps but there you go amigo!!
- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
*goes to japan* why are there humans here i thought this was anime land
ive found him
this is heartbreaking
- A - If I'm in love.
- B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
- C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
- D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
- E - How many holes I have in my ears.
- F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
- G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
- H - The last person I hugged.
- I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
- J - Are you insecure. What about?
- K - What my full name is.
- L - If I have siblings.
- M - If I forgive betrayal.
- N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
- O - If I like my school.
- P - What kind of music I like.
- Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
- R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
- S - 2 habits.
- T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
- U - How many texts I send daily.
- V - 3 big dreams.
- W - An idol.
- X - If I've done something I regret very much.
- Y - If I like my town and why.
- Z - Ask any question you want.